The Top 10 Signs You Are Staying at the Best Hotel in Germany
In Germany, there are hotels and hotels, meaning the quality differs a lot. Our reporter identified the best hotel in the country.
When professional travelers enter a hotel, they want things to be perfect. While they prepare for meetings by writing useless Powerpoint presentations, or while they just sit there staring at the wall, they insist on an impeccable surrounding.
These are the top 10 signs you found the best hotel in Germany.
TEN
Walking through the hallways makes you feel like you are the king or queen of the universe.
NINE
Your suite has all the amenities, including modern art installations on the wall.
EIGHT
Even the shower has its own lamp. Electrocution made easy.
SEVEN
An invisible bathroom door is the coolest feature of them all.
SIX
Those details remind you of the Waldorf Astoria.
FIVE
The only new item in the room is the giant TV set. And it does not work.
FOUR
You identify the style immediately. It's Louis XIV.
THREE
You are glad the animals in your room do not seem to be alive. At least they do not react to your insults.
TWO
Beauty is in the eyes of the beholder. That is why the carpet on the stairs has not been changed since 1982.
ONE
What was the question again?